It was like a spaceship landed and 1000s of hipsters filled up the park
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
You SHOULD feel empty, we were at the top of our game, and by that i mean snorting things we don't understand and only a few steps away from adultery.
we played dirty jenga the drinking edition... some girl really just broke a rib? how do we even go this hard
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
Be ready for a dog pile. On your head. With my ass.
Shit ive learned: when going out to a party, always wear a bathing suit underneath just in case theres a pool with a roof next to it
I need to stop getting in the car with my dad when im rolling balls. I think he's starting to notice my eyes aren't usually completely pupil
His penis contains the glue that keeps this relationship together.
Didn't get carded at the bar. We're getting wasted and then walking over to Bass Pro Shops to watch the indoor ducks swim around. And possibly buying a tent.
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
hi I'm Emily and I thoroughly enjoy getting minors hammered.. I'll start my AA intro just like that.
EITHER I'M HIGH OR JUST REACHED A NEW LEVEL OF SINGLE FEMALE SADNESS BECAUSE THIS BROWNIE IS GIVING ME ORGASMS
"Accidentally" bump into him after class.
I'm gonna "accidentally" put his dick in my mouth.
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