It's just like the Real World with babies
I took chris brown's side in the conversation ... cut to me not getting laid tonight
being able to look good while almost puking is a skill that takes a lot of puking to develop.
I maybe just had sex outside in broad daylight. At a state park. Please be proud.
No im the worst roommate ever. Just dump a bucket of water on my head at 8am so i can suffer like i deserve to.
i like feelif swiord YOU ARE A GOD
It was like bizarre-o star trek. I shamefully went where every man has gone before.
I mean your new thing is losing body parts and feeling colors so its not like we are hurting for entertainment
That which doesn't kill you gives you an excuse to get shitfaced later
Just jacked in the family restroom in the hospital while eating beef jerky and looking at reddit gone wild.
I'm sorry I lead life with my vagina.
And then I woke you by humping you to Lionel Ritchie.
I have vodka, fruit gushers, and health insurance. Let's party.
Yeah totally passed out in their trash can last night.
Literally just stood behind a guy in line at Walmart get his card declined when he attempted to purchase condoms. That's rock bottom.
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