I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
we were so high we made up an elaborate backstory because we were paranoid about going into the wig shop w/o being serious wig shoppers
can I come stay the night
yeah, but no sex tonight
I'll stay home
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
Unless you have figured out how to blow me through the phone don't drunk dial me.
Your cock is gonna weep like a baby
I love her to death but its like you have to do 5 lines of coke to be on her level.
He took getting"shit in your neighbors hot tub drunk" way to literally
They said I was more of a mess than the German. I have achieved the unachievable, you may bow down to me
It was like I was playing the clarinet on his penis. And I just kept saying I'm sorry.
Just had the "whores are people too" talk with Mom. Bright side it's Christmas, and I may have been drunk, I don't think she caught on.
I probably would do him if given the chance but how awkward would Bible study be after that.
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
my dad walked in on me peeing into the trashcan in our kitchen last night at like 2am. wtf
Randomize
