Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
Hey, kurt drew a penis on you and wrote my innotals. I had nothing to do a/ that.
As my groomsman, I expect you to learn the Thriller dance with me before next September.
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
dude that bald bouncer just did a body shot off of brian and then kicked us out for trying to charge him for it
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
If it snows I'm just gonna sit at my house in my costume and drink beer by myself all night.
We stared down the barrel of pure insanity, took more and the electric elephant god rewarded our fearlessness by giving me golden skulls and naked women crawling out of the walls. I love acid
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
I know. I feel like I should be doing mature responsible adult things though. Like getting loans, working 60 hours every week and not eating burritos in bed, ya know?
If Anthony Weiner can get in trouble for sexting 2 or 3 girls I dunno how politicians will make it in 10 years.
Lol I would vote for a guy that is trying to be a senator that has a viral video of him motorboating a topless chick
The alcohol tastes like we did a beer run at the nail salon
I was chasing pulls of fireball with bites of a bagel and yelling at people to take tequila shots with me. I shouldn't be allowed to go out alone.
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
No I didn't say it was safe, I said it was legal. I didn't say anything about it being safe. It's not my fault if you weren't listening properly.
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