sorry I missed your bday party.,I was vid chatting with that new guy I'm talking to all night...happy biirthday though
Theres a random in my bed. Omg but at least he's a law student?
She has a t-rex face on a stuart little body.
i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
my debutante medallion kept hitting his balls when i went down on him
I just mixed tequila and nyquil in front of dad. hes making ambulance jokes but let me tell you its DELICIOUSSS
if things do not go as planned you should see me walking down I81 blindfolded and pantless
I bet George Washington got SERIOUS head back in his hay day.
MY roomie made me a chinese name- it's supposed to mean 'the girl of a thousand sins.'
I want to just live in between your butt cheeks.
yeah, I'm getting gagged by the cock of fate
YAS. BRING CRAB.
On a scale of 1 to alcoholic in withdrawal how ready will you be to start drinking as soon as you arrive on campus?
Danny put 5 hr energy in the jungle juice (that brilliant bastard) and I almost showed my penis to Alex. It was a rough night.
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
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