Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
This is the first month I have not taken plan B to get my period in over a year
And somehow that makes me sad knowing I haven't had raunchy unprotected sex in a month
i was picked up off the floor by a stripper, if thats not a new life low then i dont know what is.
Homecoming wouldn't be the same without all the drunk old people puking on the street.
and then he tried plucking my nose hairs. lines were crossed.
So I had a crappy evening so the fat girl in me says eat and cry and watch something sad. The cool girl in me says don't eat go run. So I'm watching family guy and doing crunches w a pickle in my mouth
Gross
AN ACTUAL PICKLE
I'm just learned what a rim job is, I feel like crying
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
He walked up to anal ring toss like he was going to win you a teddy bear
So I definitely fucked a guy while holding on to his pigtails like reigns last night.
The most literal cowgirl position ever.
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
There's a guy masturbating in front of Sephora right now
I AM SO HORNY, I AM GOING TO DIE. I NEED SOMEONE TO WISH MY VAGINA A MERRY CHRISTMAS.
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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