Uhhh...do I owe you any money? Or an apology? Or anything?
i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
There isn't a single transaction on my online bank account that doesn't involve drugs or alcohol since November 12
You know you're hung over when your pose in art class is lying face down on the platform
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
Actually I think I might be dying right now so if I do you have to drink all my vodka
You're so demanding.
You have my approval. I will dance and throw skittles at your funeral.
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
My gynecologist got a full view of the obviously bite marked shaped bruises on my thighs. I just kept talking about work and hoped she wouldn't judge me.
You know you're too drunk when you start calling people out for unfollowing you on social networks.
Holy Hangover.. I'm marrying whoever put this water by my bed
I also just stashed a half dozen bobby pins in my bra.... So when you take it off later, consider yourself warned
So it turns out "let's pretend to be gay so guys will stop hitting on us" was step one in her plan to get me into bed...
the quiet that you are hearing is a silent suggestion that you should go fuck yourself
Guy in my class today said, "I'm pretty sure you think about beer 95% of the time."
Randomize
