Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
that girl looks like she smells like hot dog water...
recycled a plan b box. kill a baby. save a tree.
you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
When I like her vacation photos, it really means "Im sleeping with your boyfriend." wonder if she will make the connection.
crossing my fingers that hitting golf balls off my pourch was a dream and not something that actaculy happened
I can taunt you with whatever I want. Like batman and sex.
It's almost like a boob-text, but it's not. Because it was live. And you were showing a bunch of people.
He is indeed a crazy mutha fucka. But mark my words. MARK MY WORDS. My job has placed me at the same party as Tom Cruise. I. Am. Fucking. The. Crazy. Out. Of . That. Alien . Fucker.
It feels like a bunch of leprechauns are using my brain as a soccer ball
I got turned off after he said, "i can see us in the future...me, you, and a back yard full of alpacas."
Im watching animal planet drunk, watching a documentary on mermaids. Tonight has not gone to waste.
Dude how about today while I was on lunch someone died in the break room at work....I didn't even know we had a break room!!
Nothing kills the mood like opening another guy’s dick pic in bed
My boobs are too perky to pay that much for a car
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