guess who just got paired up at the beer pong table with the fat girl who's nipples are hanging out...
I'm playing the Jersey Shore drinking game by myself at my mom's house. Things like this are not okay after college.
i was so blacked out at my family party.. my mom gave markers to all my little cousins. i was tagged by 5 year olds.
the 24 hour champagne diet aint going so well
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
drinking out of a sandbucket again
He tried to say the picture wasn't him. Like I'd forget his curved boner.
dude he was laying on two half-naked chicks, as they rubbed him down with lotion, while rolling a joint. hes like a modern-day african king
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
I don't know whether to laugh it off or be pissed at him..I got pulled over this morning leaving his place and the officer thought my hickeys were hand prints around my neck and asked if I needed to be escorted out of town.
All I've done is masturbate and drink while being home from college.
Is it bad that I tried to build an outfit based around "What do people who use condoms look like when they buy condoms?"
We watched X-Files, ate pizza, and he played with my butt. It was a pretty standard Monday.
I just Spray tanned myself while high as fuck its either going to look like a work of art or terrible graffiti
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
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