it was like she wanted to be a once a week night stand
Seriously? Do you have me saved in your phone as 'check every 3 months to see if she's single yet'?
there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
this is a reminder to untag myself in the picture of me flashing the photographer in the morning.
This is the fourth day in a row I've walked outside in the same pajamas. I think the neighbors have finally given up on judging me.
It was one of those mornings when I wake up and feel like I have to say sorry to the whole world
We share an apartment, weed and genitals. It's called being practical not in love.
Just wanted to share my unfortunate vagina news in the hopes that it would make your vagina feel better about itself.
I threw up in the middle of a bar last night and still managed to get laid! Happy thanksgiving!
He is completely naked, curled in a ball, and rocking back and forth in the shower humming lullabies to himself. This is your responsibility since I'm going to be fucking someone in 5.7 seconds.
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
I may have been bent over an elementary school lunch table a few weeks ago. Don't judge.
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