quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
If you die in college, do you die in real life?
She took off her pants and it was like seeing an old friend.
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
I swear every time I make the effort to make my hair look nice, someone jizzes in it.
You act like this is the first time I literally thought I was invisible.
What's a nice way of saying "You fell asleep, and I got bored, so I made out with your brother"?
I had sex with her like 200 times, and she was only pregnant once, those are pretty good statistics.
I plan on having so much gay sex in our house while you gone.
You need Xanax blowdarts
Fuck edible panties there is a dress made out of bacon
You know when you get a stripper pays your bail. You got good wood.
I just ate beer and cupcakes for breakfast.... maybe this fourth of july won't be so bad
I dont think you understand. A NOODLE FELL OUT OF MY VAGINA! I DEMAND TO KNOW WHAT YOU DID TO ME LAST NIGHT!
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