Were we dating when my roommates and I had the 'everyone gets laid' part?
Ya
I used to kick so much ass
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
Then we all started singing, "Our house, in the middle of the street. Our house, fucks a lot of freshman meat". It was magical.
... there are chew marks on my license. I have no idea.
I'm drunk and you're awesome. let's stay this way forever.
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
may or may not have figured out a way to make my mom a drug mule to bring me ecstasy...
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
possibly one of my favorite moments was wiping it off your nose after you high fived a bouncer
I got head this morning from the 31-year-old version of Jenn. It was like a blow job from the future while a simultaneous blast from the past for 10 minutes.
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
Hey. My eyes swollen shut and I can't find my shoes. How was your night?
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
Don't come up here. Strippers r crying.
Made it to the top o the stairs ALIVE YES FUCJ YOU GRAVITY
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