please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
can't decide if i want to get drunk or coked for this harry potter thing.. it is kind of long
aren't you going with children?
If i off myself, it'll be in a lobster costume in the hot tub with butter...
We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
He told us that was the only place he could get service when we found him in the closet passed out with a beer
Maybe someone other than the mad hatter should have gone with him to the ER
she was wide awake when they drew a treasure map on her face the she passed out and they played like 7 games of tic tac toe haaa how was your new years
this is random but who was banging in the shower in our condo?
Just picked up an ounce of keif and if it goes to waste before the world ends I'm gonna haunt the shit out of somebody when we all die.
We let 3 boys take us home and then we woke up in the middle of the night, stole all the coozies out of the house, a loaf of bread, a case of water, a pair of shorts, called a cab, and went home.
I need an inhaler full of pot for all of this breathless rage.
But I've also made plans to crash a black tie event wearing a storm trooper helmet. I think I've found the love of my life..
I got so drunk last night I took a ice bath with my mother in law
Getting paid in weed to watch a pregnant adult with cooking skills is the TITS
She puked on the floor because she said she really liked to clean.
Randomize
