No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
So it's like pop-o-matic trouble, but with penises
I have glitter on my penis. Do you know anything about this?
Just took a beer bong out of snuffaluffagus's trunk. Your move
omg. he's a virgin strip club employee who's going to college on a ping pong scholarship. this is unreal.
Im so tired of dysfunctional exs fucking up my relationships with future dysfunctional exs
well, the drug dealer I've been fucking the past 5 months gave me a chilis gift card for Christmas, so things are looking up.
I mean I kinda plunged vagina first into my last relationship
i have never been so sexually frustrated as I am right now. I feel like dying...is death an option?
I got so many dick pics last night. It was like a slideshow from heaven.
You gave me the best orgasm of my life. I'm buying you a house
He gave me an orgasim so fantastic that I had an asthma attack.
An old Grimace plushie came to life and gave me a pretty knife. I'm never doing acid again.
i wish i could put you in a lil box, and keep you for when i need to be blown
You've had it in your mouth, how have you not seen it?
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