Ask me how many people I've slept with. Because its changed since I last saw you.
I saw you 20 MINUTES AGO. You need to stop this.
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
people are starting to question the shark bite story
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
I just did my online traffic school at the bar. No biggie.
He just did a 33 second keg stand with a fractured leg, busted chin and chipped teeth from running into a parked car after winning a race.
my mom just found my flavored lube in the basement. she gave me a lecture about how "giving head is degrading" omg i feel sooooo bad for my dad
I am literally hand feeding my crying ex boyfriend taco bell. What has my life become?
We were laying in the basement dry humping to the rhythm of the washing machine
I'm eating cheerios out of the palm of my hand while I pee with the door open. Is this adulthood?
Gosh, I don't even have that. Let alone someone to tie me up and whip me with Twizzlers.
You asked the bartender if she was trying to get you drunk. She cut you off after that.
We hooked up for a while and on his way out he high fived me and said "stay weird"
Like I don't care that he's a drug dealer, but I have a problem with his inefficient and ineffective business model.
ARE YOU DEAD? TEXT Y FOR YES OR N FOR NO.
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