oh so you have enough money for the third eye blind concert but not enough for the morning after pill?
the amount of blow i got, New years should last a week.
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
The future queen of Norway was pregnant with a druglord's baby when she met the prince. We still have hope.
i can't find my house
we droppd you off right in front! i even walked you to the steps less then 3 mins ago.
i'm pretty sure my house moved.
Def walking back to my apt with a blender, an empty vodka bottle, and a half eAtn drumstick cone.
all I know is I'm really rwfly really really stoned and a bunch of Korean people are yelling at me
I started sorting laundry at 6 am. He finally got the hint and left
I feel like everything in this room is sweating
Getting haircut. The stylist asked about the body paint dried in my hair. I told her there was prob glitter, too. It was a fun night!
I'm drunk, laying in bed, eating macaroni salad. I dropped a piece and tried to pick it up with a fork. My cleavage is bleeding and I haven't been laid yet. Heeeyyyy!!!
Omg. Tonight might be the night I masturbate thinking of a smoothie!
Did we actually play with swords last night or did I dream that?
I had sex in the bed of a guy who owns a house last night so I feel like this is a significant step up from car sex in the parking lot of a library
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