Have you ever seen a 300 pound pregnant lady's boob fall out of her shirt cuz she's not wearing a bra? I have.
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
How do I tell if what I'm covered in is pee or cum?
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
I almost caused an explosion; It's okay though. because everyone would have died having a good time.
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
How the fuck did you end up in a tree? With multiple people?
You need to tell him your pregnant or we need to stop playing doubles beer-pong. My liver is begging you.
Curled up in the fetal position, trying not to throw up or think about my future, and humming songs from musicals to myself. You?
Ramen still too hot to eat. Eating it anyway. Stoner girls feel no pain
He said he didnt want to choke me, I said im sorry thats a deal breaker.
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
we just got sex advice from a midget. You better fucking get here.
can you tell me why i woke up in a diaper and combat boots?
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