Yeah the sex got weird after I said "who's your daddy?" and she actually moaned her dads name.
I think I breastfed the cat at some point during the night, at least that's what my nipples are saying
where's my purse there's an important taco in it
I've made out with men from every corner of the globe. Sex-wise, I've almost conquered europe. Take that napoleon
what's the name of that soccar player i bit again?
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
What's the standard Christmas present for six months of booty calls?
Mobile recharge?
Yeah, you gave me a condom that I 100% coulda used, then an hour later you basically beat the shit out of me and physically took it from my pocket.
Like an undercooked grilled cheese that got cold again. But hairy.
And there goes my desire for sandwiches. Forever.
I want the address of the individual responsible for strawbeeritas. I want to send them gift basket.
I know how vodka works Grace. I'm drunk, not stupid.
Oh, don't mind me, that's just my vagina rattling.
Are you ok?!
I assume I've stopped bleeding because I haven't passed out, but can't verify currently.
Hope everything goes ok. If it makes you feel better, I straightened vomit into my hair and killed a bird earlier.
Woke up with a glow stick in my boobs this morning. Must've dominated Sunday.
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