we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
just woke up and my boobs have "fun police" written on them
friends don't let friends hook up with gingers.
i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
I wouldnt endorse that guy if he was walking in a walkathon to raise money for a disease i had
Fact: my bamboo plant has grown 2 & 1/2 inches since I started watering it with bong water
Ive decided I'm sending thank you notes to all the bars for graduation.
I'm going to fake an anxiety attack to get to the front of the line. Save me some brisket.
You woke up butt naked, peed yourself said something about jumbo shrimp, and passed back out 10 seconds ltr..
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
Can we talk about how she only slept with you because you remind her of a member of a K-pop group?
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
Nothing much. Just taking shots of tequila before I go get a bikkini wax. You?
I'm too horny to sleep. I need some violent sex to wind me down.
A piece of your chipped nail polish just fell out of my crotch.
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