It was amazing what she could do with her one good arm.
I wonder how many times I can be hungover in one day
i gave you head in a backbend. if that doesnt say happy birthday i dont know what does.
I think throwing up in my her purse is probably why we broke up
found a cell phone. in the freezer. wrapped in bologna. explain?
he had me stop mid-blow job to make me use my phone to id a song on the radio..
i wasnt really sure how to responde to that.
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
I totally gave him head in sync to Beastie Boy's Sabotage playing in the background.
I have no idea. He was just running around wearing a horse mask yelling "bumfuck" repeatedly. We figured we'd just let him get it out of his system.
I have this rep as a wingman for a reason. I'm like a poon caddy. "You might want to use a 9 iron on this hole. "
Last night was good. Things got bad when I found a sledge hammer.
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
That last one reminds me of the time we smoked that foot-long joint and by the time we'd finished we were so stoned we applauded it.
I'll be back in a hour going with Jason to get his nipples tattooed back on again
He put a doughnut around his dick and I ate it. What can I say. It was a good fucking night.
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