I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
that's almost as bad as that time i almost ashed in a baby carriage
Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
I hope my sperm were as drunk as I was.
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
It was like she tried to cover up all the weight she gained with a fake tan...
We don't have a ruler. Come downstairs and lay in the snow with a boner so we can see how much snow we've gotten. Put your 8 inches to a less shameful use.
Yeah. she rolled up to the party on a unicycle then peed in the bushes. TA of the year.
oh no, don't get me wrong.. she IS really pretty. If you are in to horses or Sarah Jessica Parker.
Carpeing THE FUCK out of that diem
Your CAR. Is in a LAKE. I'd say "a big mess" is a pretty conservative description of the situation.
Made a holiday JibJab of all my fucks. How's your night?
You get home ok?
Uh, you stopped by my house at 4 am and woke me up, so yeah.
I'm so proud of us for not dying.
Do you know anything about how the saran wrap ended up on my toilet seat?
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