Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
yeah that facebook group of people who have had sex with me probably isn't to discreet...
So I'm driving and this guy next to me at the stop light is reving his engine and honking at me. Motherfucker thinks that's because I'm asian and drive a honda I'm automatically going to race him
woke up to 35 texts all saying im cheating on her
me and last nights hook up spent two hr. figuring out a reply we went with i love you..
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
How is it that you get into at least one taco related fight a year?
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
Holy shit he's circumcised. His parents must have really loved him.
I just spent 12 consecutive hours in the same outfit and none of it was pajamas. If that's not personal growth, I don't know what is.
Was your bare penis on or around my blanket?
Alas, I cannot find a male suitor sharing my affinity for sport culture who will both manhandle me and treat me with the respect a young Hillary supporter wants and deserves
yknow last night was like... the third night in a row alex woke me up to make sure i wasn't dead and tbh it's sorta sweet.
I went up to u at the bar, you grabbed my face and said, "hey you're Juan right?"
I can't take 'get a man' advice from you. You'll stick your penis in a warm banana peel.
It should be perfectly legal to tase anyone not wearing a mask.
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