i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
you laugh because clearly you have never had to clean poop out of a tub
Literally 6000 elephants in my backyard.
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
He's been grabbing my ass as a greeting since 2004, sex was overdue
I woke up to the sound of a beer can being opened. I love him already
if you really don't think our country's going to shit think of this. Exactly one year from now I will either be in law school or teaching young, impressionable kids, maybe even yours. Try to sleep after that.
It's still to early in our relationship to tell her I was sleeping in my car
I'm concerned that this blind man on the bus has a boner right now
I asked my boss to leave early for a booty call. She said yes. See.... everyone sees it's important I get laid.
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
I got slapped by a drag queen and bitten on the arm by either a random girl or a weird mouth shaped dog. Tough to tell without seeing the teeth
i'm pretty sure you can't sue someone for "Taking a shit on my kitchen floor."
My memory of last night is a delicious blur of tits, ass, and alcohol.
Randomize
