Is it normal to miss your booty call?
If my vag had twitter, what do you think it would say?
areolas are like halos for boobs.
the awesomeness of being snowed in wore off after we ran out of beer and we realized we really didnt want to be stuck with everyone.
What happened to "I wouldnt even touch her with a ten foot pole"?
Her vagina devoured it.
it's not like i was drunk to the point of NEEDING help...i just wanted someone to offer to hold my hair or something.
Did you hear me? I HAVE THE CONTENTS OF AN NBA PLAYER'S CONDOM IN MY BEDROOM TRASHCAN!! This shit is potentially worth millions of dollars to a fertile young female who is ovulating. How do I sell it fast??
i have two emotions: emotionless and blind with rage
We had fun with our Indiana Jones role-playing until I whipped myself in the dick with my belt.
He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
I was giving this guy head and he stopped me to look me in the eyes and say "you have a gift"
Is a swingers hotel appropriate for an anniversary?
SOME DUDE PUT OUT FOR A MCCHICKEN AND YET YOU STILL WON'T FUCK ME
So I missed the eclipse because I was masturbating.
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
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