Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
does the new i-phone have a pregnancy test app?
He told me to fart on his lap because the vibrations turned him on
He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
at least you got your priorties in line. new years first, than the baby.
Somewhere during foreplay he said something about me only being with two other guys... I just went with it cause we have never had that conversation...
I'd rather just be alone, than deal with this bullshit. I just want to be alone. Cats and vibrators never let you down.
AFTER I licked the bald guys head they told me we weren't playing
I SHOULD NOT BE HAVING AN EXISTENTIAL CRISIS OVER PIZZA
You informed me your place was now a nudist colony and unless I was there to drink schnapps with the cat I had to strip.
You know the force is loosing strength when Darth Vader can't handle his liquor on halloween.
Maybe life is about finding the person you DO want to cuddle with after they rail you like a porn star
dude, where did you go? french fries taste like numbers
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