I was thinking about texting her and telling her I had syphilis when I was with her and that she should get tested. just for shits and giggles. skank dahaha
why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
these two guys are about to go shot for shot with syrup
now he is talking to a potato
direct quote: "i'm so over my clit" either best or most awkward conversation possible with your COUSIN
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
Do you understand how much easier life would be if fannypacks were normal
she screamed "my eye!" and it brought me a surge of bad memories. except she was yelling about a lemon.
Just saw a guy walking down the street carrying a giant inflatable penis
Just arrived at our party
whenever he tweets that he wants to get blackout it's like a neon sign for "i want to bang you tonight"
Also, yes, I look pretty rough. But my ovaries fought back this morning so getting dressed decently was not a priority.
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
fuck Derek. I choose weed. weed isn't angry and would never ask me to be someone I'm not.
I dipped out before he woke up, but I made sure to take the pizza with me.
He got me to hold his phone, wallet, keys and pants while he hooked up with another girl.
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