I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
apparently it's okay for him to stick his dick in my mouth but not to let me have a can of diet pepsi for the road.
My new years resolution is to be alive new years morning
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
you kept telling her you'd make a great step-dad while cuddling her and rubbing her back...
I woke up to him drunk-t-bagging me, saying "huevos rancheros" were being served for breakfast.
It's 10AM, she's drunk blaring veggie tales and I have a paper to write you've got to be fucking kidding me
I am self-sufficient. I puked in a wine glass and emptied it in the trash. Points for style and neatness
We broke into her grandpa's pool at 2 am and I held my underwear out the window on the way home.
To drink from my fkask next to a cop car or to not drink from my flask next to a cop car
Nothing like the judgmental looks you get in the bathroom when you still have last night's glowsticks on
Some days you ride the struggle bus. Other days, it gets a flat, the AC breaks, and you run over a bunny.
I mentioned the porn thing he mentioned a brother it all kinda just came together
Yeah, I probably need some combination of electric shock, massive quantities of LSD, and enough couch time time to make Woody Allen say "Enough".
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