Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
Didn't tell him I was on my period. Then had to surreptitiously remove some uterine lining from his cock.
I've come to the conclusion that the only reason I fucked him was because he reminded me of Seth Rogen.
we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
Why do i always get involved with 3 women at once?
Because life brings drama and thus like moths to a flame, women
I still havent given him the valentines day card i got him. I feel like just writting...."sorry for the horrible blow job i gave u last night." and just giving it to him.
There's a lady carrying her kids toy animals in a crown royal bag. Mom of the year.
We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
Well the pizza delivery man was either startled or incredibly intrigued to see me skateboarding in the living room by myself at 1 in the morning in ripped pantyhose
Either way, we will celebrate half Christmas the only way we can. Completely and irresponsibly wasted.
Note to self: trying to grow pubes back = worst decision of 2014 thus far
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
The night was crazy enough that we did a workout. Instructed by the bouncer at 2am
is that a dick in a sweater?
I got titty fucked last night and you're breastfeeding your newborn. Clearly we have gone two totally different paths since 2011.
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