I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
i just wanna skin you and wear you like last years versace.
you may have the big hair, fake nails, and talk with a fake accent, but you will NEVER be a housewife from new jersey so STOP TRYING.
It wasn't a wasted relationship. I got road-head in an Escalade. I still keep that with me.
i am too hungover to go to class can you just call me and put it on speaker phone
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
lets just use each other and get past this awkward stage. forget my name.
He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
Woke up to my asscrack filled with melted Reese's Pieces. Halloween parties are so weird here man
I think you're too young for vagina rejuvenation but I guess you have never been one to listen. Sounds good! You bring the Percocet ill bring the vodka!
He ran over from the bar to give me more singles because the stripper was doing gymnastics on me. He is a really great friend, just probably not the best boyfriend.
The drug dealer had chickens in his house so I know it was good stuff.
it's just weird to think of you as a teacher since ive seen you throw up raspberry bacardi in my parents house
If you could come do me into like a 12 hour coma that'd be great
He propositioned me for a threesome once so yeah I'd say he has what it takes to run for public office
I don't need inspirational quotes. If I'm going to be motivated, it will be by anger and spite.
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