Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
Stop bringing these fucking whores home with you. If I have to fight over the remote with a bleach blonde idiot wanting to watch the hills reruns one more time I'm pissing in your shampoo.
i really wish james franco would like my vagina
My dream of liquor pitchers came true
She's more than welcome to come too, so long as she has gotten over that me being responsible for the death of her cat thing.
I don't give a damn about what he wants to do with his life. Personalities are for pussies.
I spent the whole weekend building houses out of popsicle sticks for my bowls. How was your weekend?
I don't know if this whole sobriety thing is going to work out... It's only been 3 days and I want to chug vodka
He was the one that got away. From my vagina.
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
I don't care if my next phone has to run on the blood of virgin koala bears, I don't want to be scrambling for a charger.
I ended up in bed with a man from London in a sorority wing I am not apart of. Tequila fucks you up
I wore home his HoHoHo boxers. I've never felt such a connection to an article of clothing.
If you can't drink with the big boys, give up your beer and go back to the playpen
I brought those bastards cookies so they can deal with my sex noise, fuck them and their roommate asses
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