: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
he farted when he came. not the best ending to my day.
it was like fucking gandolphs beard
don't you miss freshman year when you could get away with "but i've never given a bj before..."
Miss Michigan hasn't even been Miss USA for 24hrs and already stripper pole pics are surfacing. Classy.
As soon as the judge read that I rear ended the car from getting roadhead he chuckled. You know he's been there before.
You passed out in my bathroom last night. I put a towel over your face so I could shit without it being gay
I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
Dipping doritos in ranch. Why doesn't he love me?
The girls we hooked up with were hammered, pushing each other in a shopping cart into the sushi place and through the restaurant... One's a volunteer EMT. God help her patients.
Typical Sunday afternoon purchase of condoms and a helium tank.
I feel like there's no sexy way to pull 12 condoms out of your bra.
My last 2 google image searches were 'a lot of pudding' followed by 'a generous portion of pudding'
i just need to find someone who enjoys eating frozen waffles as much as I do. It will be perfect.
When you leave ur sleepover boy on ur front porch waiting for a cab bc work
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