You know, sometimes I seriously doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.
I might get fired at work today. I had to prioritize. It's not my fault Cockasaurus came over.
I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
I realize now. I should have just made out with everyone and anyone when I had the chance.
I just spilled my beer all over my laptop.. this is what i get for actually trying to do homework
well yea, now i know i won't get hair in my teeth...
He just stood there...Helen Keller and I could have had a more interesting conversation
you decided to have a spaghetti fight but then you got greedy and decided to eat it all.
She sent pictures and the names of her 2 cats and her dog and told me that I should be happy to have met the whole family.
You must be good in bed dude
Based on my body hair location, my ancestors had very cold hamstrings and very warm chests
You threw up in a empty pizza box at Pizza Hut and opened the door with your face. So that maybe why it's bruised.
Or I could hide in your trunk so you can sneak out of putt putt for sex breaks
just saw two eagle scouts making out in chic-fil-a
You came into the club around midnight with a carton of tropicana o.j. & said you were starting a revolution.
I'm eating cold pizza from work and drinking beer from a wine glass trying to decide if I want to shower or just rub one out and go to sleep. How have I ever gotten laid?
Because you're really hot before taking the time to actually get to know you.
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