I feel like i just miscarried Jesus's baby...
you dialed the number "23" then talked to it for three minutes
girl next to me is signing up for tough love. definitely getting laid.
you know that saying beer then liquer makes you sicker, it should be beer then pickles makes you throw up alot, everywhere.
i found a twelve pack under my bed. and a six pack in my closet. I'm like a fucking alcoholic squirrel.
oh yea it is. i was not expecting to look at a snowbank and just see flying mushrooms
I jumped on his cock in 2 seconds flat. Thanks mom for sending me to gymnastics when I was a kid.
Well the streets were closed, so it was okay for me to just lay down for a little bit.
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
I'm on acid right now in three feet of snow. I NEEEED YOOOOUUUU
Can I write your parents a thank-you note for your huge dick?
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
My grandpa is driving me to get condoms and wine. This is adulthood.
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
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