what's for breakfast?
Advil and throwup
Dude. No way. She insults the term butterface. She's a butternothing.
Cumming on a girls face is guy code for you're not wife material.
I have no idea what happened after 2 AM. I woke up on my bike, in my bed, with a deep thigh bruise.
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
We shoved chex mix between her tits for her own survival.
want the rest of his teeth to fall out while he slowly dies alone. Pretty sure I'm to the anger phase.
Slipping me an edible before my ochem final was not your brightest idea. Looks like I'm switching to business.
I woke up spooning with a broom that someone taped a mustache too..i need to stop starting my nights by drinking "hangover" wine.
You can wear my underwear. It'll be like old times.
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
Yes. That was the exact moment of my conscience clicking into instant high alert.
May or may not have just put tequila in my special "kids+" orange juice fortified with vitamins a, b, c, d, e, and now t.
In all the years we have had drunk sex, have we ever done it in a bed?
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
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