Hey sorry for feelin' up your date. Sadly, this is a mass txt.
i just noticed 4 flies in my red wine. i drank them.
It's just like the Real World with babies
He took me by the hand and ordered me to make him vodka soup.. I think I like him?
Shit, I may have left some acid in your bathroom last night. Has he been in there lately.
why oh why did i suck thise tits. nothing but trouble fuuuuuu
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
My dad and I just got asked if "we wanted a more intimate setting for our date". The world is coming to an end.
The same guy who pierced my nipples just told me he can help tutor me in precalc.
There was a group of girls next to us. One was smiling at me. I only remember walking up and saying "oh you're Russian". Not sure where it went from there
Clothes make me feel like a responsible adult and that's just not something I'm ready to handle.
I'm sorry I've been mean recently but tbh it really turns me on seeing you cry so it might happen a lot..... You're a pretty crier I don't get it
I'm here. Help me get the salsa and bong inside.
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
Randomize
