I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
Heated debate on which is worse. Pissing your pants or puking all over yourself
She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
The djing cat is back again. I think he just makes appearances when im shit drunk just to fuck with my mind.
Apparently I promised a worker at La Siesta free English lessons to make up for vomming all over the little Mariachi band.
any interest in drunk sledding later? if not, any interest in driving me to the hospital later?
I left boob prints on the hood of his car. Something to remember me by.
Well, maybe we can talk about it over a drink and some crushed up vicodin.
Did I come home in a police car last night? id come downstairs to ask you but i dont think my legs work anymore
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
Drunk me just left a note for sober me apologizing for all the fucking crumbs in our bed
I like to be the stable force in your otherwise chaotic existence.
not only was there glitter in the toilet after i peed, but there was some on the toilet paper after i wiped. this cant be healthy.
Nice girl until she takes off the fake human suit and shows you the flesh eating demon she truly is
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