we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
Who's nuvaring is under my pillow?
He's a cat fanatic .. That was not in the fine print when we started fucking
I'm at home, drinking with my cat. While this is an enjoyable lifestyle, other plans are preferable.
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
I think the solution to your phobia is an open relationship with your dildo. about the same responsibility as a pet rock
I'm gonna tie him up and fart in that pathetic excuse for a mustache
passed out in the hallway last night, now I'm sitting down in the shower, eating lukewarm canned soup out of Tupperware, listening to Carly rae jepsen.. I had a rough night.
I can't even properly respond cuz I'm ballsdeep in falafel
Don't know how your birthday has been, but mine has involved Hershey's syrup and a blowie. It's safe to say you're playing catch up.
Would I be crazy if I drove 1,000 miles for some dick? What mile does it become ridiculous?
Buying a new bed right now. My options are limited because I need to be able to be tied to it.
Serious question, on a scale of go for it to what the fuck are you thinking, what's me going to a monk or any religious official and saying "baptize me daddy" in a serious voice?
This time tomorrow I will be drunk and in a voodoo shop
There's a pregnant girl taking shots of apple juice
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