She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
just went home with some hot chick. she has posters of the jonas brothers in her room. i basically ran out of the house.
he quoted cool runnings while we were having sex: feel the rythm,feel the rhyme, get on up, its bobsled time
That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
Day 3. Will have to postpone job hunting by a month. May have blown out my knee. Was sunburned on Friday. Now look painted red. Still alive. All worth it.
it was like that last scene in "It's A Wonderful Life" but with alcohol
Do you think I should still be the condom fairy for Halloween even though I'll be like.. Almost 8 months pregnant?
Based off the amount of cat hair on my poncho....i stole a cat last night.
I left the bar I'm on a bench across from the bowling alley taking a nap please come get me. I've had three lollipops.
When I say "is it a bad idea to do Mollie before an 8hr shift tomorrow?" I dont want to hear the truth I want to hear you encouraging my bad decisions
I cant see straight, her clothes are all over my floor and I'm covered in bite marks... No I will not go to brunch with you
I'm going to three dry weddings this month. I'm flashing three dry weddings this month
we talked about the guy being eaten by the anaconda.. Then I proceeded to blow him
I know you like got hit by a car but do you want to come to my birthday pardi
ugh, my whole family is going ape shit over my sister's pregnancy blog. I dont get it? Anyone can get knocked up! I had rebound sex with a new york ranger last night, now that is something to fucking blog about.
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