ya i vaguely remember microwaving a whole package of bacon for 20 minutes or so and then eating it all around 4am
I hate myself for knowing the words to party in the USA.
Just saw the pics you left in my phone. thanks for reminding me that last night was not a dream.
call of duty 2 was the straight man's twilight
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
Seriously? Time stamp. 2:31 AM. And I am taking self potraits with a tree. Betty Ford anyone?
i think i'd rather have a trophy of a like jizz stained curtain or something
WHATEVER CLASS IS PLAYING "TOOT IT AND BOOT IT" AT 8:30 IN THE MORNING, I WANT IN.
I ended up in a shower with 9 people and a bunch of unopened beer last night. I think I got peed on. Hands were everywhere. We sold the peed on beer to people knocking on the hotel room door.
Wow, now I'm sad I didn't go.
I have one of those hangovers where you visualize how awesome it would be to climb in your fridge and drink glacier water
I own a halfway home for drunk girls, this is my life
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
So we broke my sobriety. Played life size childhood games. Broke into a cold hot tub and got laid. I think this is BFF quality!
Idk but when you think about it the last time I did bottomless mimosas I ended up getting my nipples pierced so it might be fair
i havent showered for 4 days and i just made my dog smell my arm pit. also, im stoned.
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