Let's just have a brief moment of silence for my dignity before we start tonight
I'm pretty sure "Like A Prayer" will forever remind me of drunk nights & pants down around the ankles
i was the DD for the swedish students tonight. Got paid 23 dollars for driving 10 miles. gotta love ignorance and the confusion conversion brings.
it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
i don't think they understood the house was collapsing. they kept dancing and jumping and asking for more cups.
I'll probably just close my eyes and point to a random name. That will be my vote.
I just realised how much we're failing the women's suffrage movement right now.
Of course drinkings involved. They don't call it alcoholism because we eat too many skittles.
Craig, a bottle of Jamison, and I had a party on the roof last night. No idea how I got down. My injuries indicate fall...
Because 9 pm Thursday you drink a loco cause you just wanna get drunk and have a good time with your friends. Then you wake up on Tuesday and you've had 17 locos and you're pregnant, lying on the side of the road, 3 states over. THAT'S why we don't have only locos parties.
Tomorrow we start training our livers for St.Patrick's day. May God be with us.
guess who got crunk and thought it would be a good idea to give herself a pixie cut?
THOUGHT
They say find what you're good at... Evidently that's showing up late for everything, drinking, and eating cheese for me.
Okay, but that still doesn't explain all the glitter in my puke.
I’m drunk and naked and looking for my charger - title of my autobiography.
you scattered cereal all over the floor so you could "re-trace your steps and figure out what happened." 20 min later you yelled about the mess and let the dog in to clean it up. 5 min after that you screamed since the cereal was gone. you suspected me and locked me in the bathroom so i could "think about what i'd done"
and you bit everyone who tried to let me out. no more tequila for you. EVER.
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