carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
that was after robitussin, alcohol, and chocolate sauce... but before we finished pregaming
Urine might work for jellyfish stings, but we found out it doesn't work well for nose bleeds...
Dude they are all farmers and I'm pretty sure there's a prostitute here.
He said i looked like a shooting star sprawled out on the floor while i puked and i kept blaming "senor cuervo" for doing me dirty.
I dunno. Last time I went there I had got sexually propositioned by a Belgian prince.
I dunno if you guys are having weird sex or a most accurate bird sound contest but either way stop doin it
I did get to watch you pee, tho. That counts as another precious moment.
I think I swiped left on my soulmate
We walking to the game and some random guy came up to to me and yelled "hey you're the whiskey guy!" And then high fived me then walked away
I was just giving a mobile app demo to a client, on my iPhone, when a reminder alert appeared across the page blinking "12pm: go home and give John head". You're an asshole
Hahaha oops.
Nothing like casual arson to brighten your day
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
Im so unlucky if I fell in a barrel of dicks, I'd come our sucking my thumb
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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