He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
If he comes back to you and I'm left alone in lonelytown I'm totally going to poo on your car.
i hooked up with a boy reading dear john, i have to get points for that somewhere
no he gets major points for having a girl hookup with him after reading dear john
I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.
the only reason i invite her is so when the guys start to hit on her i know it's time to take their keys
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
I am planning my day around naps and lesbians.
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
I would feel worse for you if you weren't waking up between a pair of double Fs that attached to a classically trained chief. Im still jacking off eating hot pockets.
wait did i hook up with someone in mcdonalds last night?
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
I'm eating Swedish fish out of my boobs and watching SOA.. There is no way your Tuesday night will be better than mine.
I wore the clothes I got arrested in last night to work today.....there is no where but up from here!
It was a bad idea to take ecstasy with cats in the house. No animal likes being touched that much. Let me know how your eye feels tomorrow
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