i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
So after the reception we snuck back into the church for drunken hook up. we passed out there and woke up in time for 6am mass still dressed from the wedding. spiritually trashy or classy?
he swears he got herpes from a bowl of soup
Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
I'm a little nervous about this St. Patty's Day party. Seriously, we're still finding stuff from the Halloween party.
Your never gonna wash that desperation outta that sweatshirt you know.
He sent me a picture of myself smashed completely butt naked passed out on the couch and said "at least I'll have these memories"
Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
I just dropped $300 on lingerie. He better rip this off with his teeth.
I set up her keyboard so that no matter what she does, it will open up RedTube. Click and command Q all you like, its going to porn. No I play the waiting game
If I ever go to Canada, I'm fucking the maple syrup out of his Canadian ass.
They're either celebrating their tax money or trying to kill each other.
My parents get here at 6 so I have to make it look like a sober virgin lives in my room by 5.
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
A sultry night of tacos and sex sounds nice. Should I bring home milk?
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