just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
Im making the walk of shame with half a box of pizza, its like when youre little and you get a goodie bag leaving the party
just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
... there are chew marks on my license. I have no idea.
I'm still waiting for my blazer that I left at your apartment, you owe me a blowjob for every day from Thursday on that it's late.
We're not even buying beer. Just vodka. In pre-retrospect this was a bad idea but we're doing it anyway
I'm so sorry man. Roger cartwheeled into a signpost and cut his face open. it was pretty messy so we all went into panic mode.
Finishing last nights 1.5L of wine and beef jerky for breakfast. Work looms, ever the prickly bitch.
Porn. Physics. Porn. Icecream. Porn. That's my life now.
Is it acceptable to have my intern get me pedialite and plan b?
It's a learning experience. She can add to her resume that she cured her bosses hangover and poor decisions
Great. Now I have to produce, edit and leak a sex tape before Saturday. Fundraising is hard.
I can't. I mean he's hot, but there's really nothing else there
You just said he's hot
NO YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND
I shouldn't have to tell you to stop throwing knives at me.
i'm sitting in my room 'bout to smoke a bowl. also, i found out that you don't need a permit to own a tiger in wisconsin, so we're buying one when we move in together.
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