At least with the last gf I made it clear that I wanted to breakup when I pissed on her floor @ 3am as her roommate watched in contempt
More importantly, he hasn't caught an STD yet. I mean I'd say it's luck, but at this point it has to be skill.
then he tried to convert me to islam
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
Hey is there a picture of me in a trash can on your phone?
my mom found me passed out in the kitchen floor with the Brita pitcher.. Happy Mothers Day
those were not strange pants with a really large waist band...it took me 3 days to realize I was wearing someone's sweater as pants
I spent the money she owed me on enough magnum condoms to make a blimp. Damn right I'm going to make the best of it.
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
Apparently "I licked it so now it's mine" doesn't apply to people
It was like 10 tiny penises being shoved in my vagina.
What kind of sociopath goes to sleep at 9pm when I clearly need attention
That’s talent right there. Maverick and Goose type shit.
You have ten minutes starting with this message to get here. Or I'm putting my clothes back on.
Gameplan: If the cops show up, find a potted plant to hide behind... It's worked before!
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