I had a dream last night that we were eating cake at Mercy...hahaha. I'm furious I didn't see you.
Did your girl go home? Did she have fun? Can we have our friend back?
do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
how do you say "fuck me and leave bruises" in italian?
Rooting for you and your team in the Beer Olympics this afternoon...! Love you, Mom
I know you're trying to keep the moaning to a minimum but the banging on the wall is totally giving you away
Yea my vagina was pretty pissed at me for not taking advantage of the situation...
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
My dick was almost in plain McDonald's sight
bro, your right, i shouldn't feel embarrassed about taking shots from a penis-shaped ice sculpture
I thought I was smashed last night but the girl trying to pee in the fridge had me beat. True story.
It was a shot marathon. It only ended because we werent drinking in our house apparently we walked into the nieghbors. When they got home thy were soooooo pissed.
I traded my pants for a Santa hat last night and it was so worth it.
I'm just now starting to feel better... I remembered sleeping on the floor. I was peeing and saw his rug and it looked so comfy
You guys do the cocaine and I'll do the dishes.
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