hell yes lets make some ravioli
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
She is going down in cock block history. He went in to kiss me and she threw her hand between our faces and yelled "DENIED!"
had to bail. she had her cat tattooed on her
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
She drove all the way from Austin to have sex with me. I think it's a safe assumption my dick will have an easy life in college.
It's times like this I miss having my nipples pinched
Hes drunk and dancing naked. I can hear his dick smacking his legs from the next room.
If the world ends now I want you to know I was on my favorite toilet fighting the good fight.
in honor of breaking bad starting soon, i am now banging a walter white lookalike. viva heisenberg!
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
he came during what was supposed to be the foreplay blowjob. there goes my evening.
Got drunk in Atlantic City Flagged down some guy with two wrapped tampons like road flares for a cigarette.
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
I'm going to get drunk, come back, call my grandma, and eat all those scrambled eggs.
Randomize
