he got instantly turned off in the middle of a blowjob when he heard the news "twilight beat the blockbuster record of batman"
Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
I don't even see the point of going over to his place dressed anymore.
I hope you fall on your chin.
Jealousy makes you ugly.
He's in a nude suit, bald, with a pink headband and a black sharpie streak down his forehead.
I'm considering having a threesome with my friend just so I can sleep with his boyfriend and not feel guilty about it.
Also I stopped in the middle of the road and put my hazards on because BUNNIES WERE PLAYING
Your "dubstep at ceilis" resulted in a random naked guy busting into my room and peeing all over my bathroom
I panicked i brought burritos. Funeral burritos
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
I love this text stream: discussing the development of a business model centered around cooking acid to bankroll a yacht trip in Croatia
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
Why is there an inflatable flamingo in the backseat of my car?
Happiness is laying in bed, topless, pouring 4 packs of hot sauce on your taco bell.
BRB. These cougars are squabbling over my junk and one of them is offering to pay my tuition
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