You had a beer at 10:30 this morning?
Ya, I didn't have any Tylenol.
I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
The project manager just came into talk to me for the first time and I had justed googled best drum solo ever and couldn't X out of the screen.
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
He was eating her out on the elevator. What a good man.
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
I feel like a squirrel prepping for the winter on dollar beer nights.
You kno how some people just need a "everything will be alright" pat on the back? I need an "everything will be alright" blowjob right now. Come over
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
I love shooting for the middle. Those girls never wake up well.
We ate our feelings. Then drank our feelings. I feel feminism delivered.
Braid them armpits, sister.
Well she started to strip and when she slung her hair at me, she painted my face with sweat. A LOT OF SWEAT. It was a weird boner.
Wait is this black Chris #1, cocaine Chris, or gay Chris?
No this is saxophone Chris
I just want an early 40-something dude who is vaguely unencumbered, professionally driven and wants to put me in a ball gag.
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