That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
The bar is filled with bros right now. Sucks I had to pay $5 to find that out.
Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. I drunk emailed a professor on friday. Oh my god. Oh my god.
Sometimes to bang a cougar u gotta play wii With her kids
Great. Me and the intoxalock guy are getting so close he just said "alright see you later girl!" when I called about getting the blower recallibrated.
he somehow instantly knew i was from vermont.
it probably had something to do with chasing your soco with maply syrup.
Is tonight a drink a little and reminisce kinda night, or a drink everything and pray kinda night?
that man is just a bundle of powerful magic and poor judgment
I wish I cared about making my vagina as presentable as you do.
It was awk he was sittin on a plastic backyard chair in his underwear and high white socks in the dark watching the nuggets game
The ONLY reason I am doing laundry is because all my sweatpants are dirty.
I immediately woke up from my nap, made myself a screwdriver and got in the shower. I know it's spring break but I'm still questioning my life choices.
Soooooo I may or may not have accidentally been a catalyst in a destroyed marriage.
I got a lap dance last night from a girl while I was wearing a Captian America onsie. My life does not suck.
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
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