p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
Being back home for the summer opens up so many opportunities to have sex without increasing my number
When I realized it was a dog, and I still had a boner, it was awkward.
your facebook page is a work of drunk art.
Im wearing all my glow sticks to bed so i know where my arms are at all times.
We learned a lot about one another. I showed him around the town I grew up in and he informed me that he has had a threesome and killed a cat
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
You're gonna judge me.
Howd you sleep with him already
her wearing orange crocs at the bar was definitely a great form of contraception
I feel like if he almost got me pregnant once, i can at least say hi in a bar
Am I the only one who saw the used condom in the driveway this morning
Well I've always wanted to get head while playing WoW...
K I'll do it, but mine is going to be WAY weirder. Your not allergic to shellfish, right?
all I remember is screming at her "I want you and your tortillas... DEAD"
I woke up to the sound of her peeing at the end of the bed at 4am.
Sorry I can't pick up... thought process is fine but too stoned to form words.
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